1. The Beatles – I Want to Hold Your Hand. It’s hard for me to imagine the Beatles being mega-hits at this point in their career. It’s not that they’re far from greatness, chronologically speaking: even less than a year later, with songs like “A Hard Day’s Night” and “You Can’t Do That,” they’ve totally nailed their sound, and perform with the ease and confidence of a great band. But the musical gulf between those songs and “I Want to Hold Your Hand” is so enormous I find it amazing that they managed to bridge it at all. Here their singing is strained, their songwriting awkward. Just listen to the shouty high notes on the word “hand,” or the clumsy melodic and rhythmic break between the syntactically awkward lines “It’s such a feeling that, my love” and “I can’t hide.” If I had never heard the song, I would think it was by a mediocre Beatles knockoff band. Hell, there are Beatles knockoff bands who are considerably better than this: if you’re a Beatles fan and haven’t heard the Knickerbocker’s “Lies,” you’re seriously missing out.
2. The Beatles – She Loves You. Well, this one’s a little better. The lyrics are stupid (“She said she loves you / And you know that can’t be bad / Yes, she loves you / And you know you should be glad”) rather than merely simple (“But when I get home to you / I find the things that you do / Can make me feel alright”). But it’s got a nice chunky guitar riff before the verses, and a great falsetto “oo” — you can just picture John and Paul leaning into the same mike as all the teenage girls go wild over the unacknowledged homoerotic tension. And the end of the chorus includes an unexpected shift to minor, which would soon become a staple of the Beatles’ harmonic style in songs like “Another Girl” and “I’ll Be Back.”
3. Louis Armstrong – Hello, Dolly! I definitely wasn’t expecting Louis Armstrong to show up on the charts in 1964 — although now that I think back, I remember that I accidentally downloaded a 1961 version of his 1939 hit “When the Saints Go Marching In,” and it was clear from that recording that he was still going strong in the 60s. As for this specific song, it’s a charming, catchy guitar-based jazz number, the kind of thing I can imagine Django Reinhardt doing an instrumental version of, with a beautifully polyphonic improv break in which a clarinet and two trumpets vie for attention over a rich, lushly recorded bed of acoustic guitar, drums and possibly a buried piano. Interesting tidbit: although the song comes from a musical and wasn’t written for the pop charts, it still makes an explicit lyrical reference, just like Gary and Bing Crosby’s similarly retro “Simple Melody,” to the fact that its musical style is old-fashioned: “The band’s playin’ / One of my old favorite songs from way back when.” I just checked out a clip from the original 1965 cast recording, and it’s done in a more modern style, with a string section, staid orchestration and a hint of tango — which means that Armstrong specifically chose a number about “songs from way back when” to record in his old-school, bouncy, polyphonic-improv style. The other difference between the cast-recording version and Armstrong’s is that in the original, the song is mostly sung by Dolly herself. Armstrong switches it to a mixture of second and third person, which means changing her flirtatious line “Find me an empty lap, fellas” to “Find her an empty lap, fellas.” It’s an odd move that comes across a bit preumptuous and creepy, but since gender-bending post-punk covers hadn’t been invented yet in 1964, he didn’t have much of a choice.
4. Roy Orbison – Oh, Pretty Woman. Like “Cryin’”, a song I’d heard but never really listened to. I think I just don’t like Orbison all that much. The opening guitar riff is fantastic — it could be a textbook example of how much you can do with just a ninth chord, and I have the feeling the Beatles were paying close attention — but once the vocals come in I find the song rather blah. Sure, there are some nice touches, like Orbison’s throaty growl after the first chorus, which seems to imply that this seemingly romantic song is actually about raw lust, but when it comes down to it, it’s just not that interesting a tune.
5. The Beach Boys – I Get Around. An old favorite of mine, and it certainly doesn’t disappoint on the millionth listen. It doesn’t have the elegant simplicity of “Surfin’ USA”, but it makes up for it with early hints of the kaleidoscopic orchestration of Pet Sounds, like the squawking bari sax bassline and the fat Hammond organ riff in the verses. And then there’s the chorus, which is just ecstatic; maybe it’s because I first heard the song in a movie about a kid flying over Middle America in a spaceship, but it sounds to me like American youth’s need for speed translated directly into music, with its propulsive backing vocals and unexpected chord changes that are always reaching foward to the next moment. And there’s also the song’s unexpected shift up a minor second during the bridge — a movie usually decried as cheesy, but to my hears it just contributes to the song’s feeling of irrepressible joy. Wonderful.